Strange religion retort

A weird "holy man" entered my friend Gene Neudigate's business a few years ago. Somehow the topic of Christianity came up. 

The strange visitor said, "In my religion, if we want to go somewhere, we instantly teleport ourselves."

Gene was speechless.

We think of the best response later.

If only Gene had said, "You know, I've been looking for the ideal religion. Teleportation sounds great! Do it right now, and I may sign up."